I am Alexi Lalas. I am here. I possess thee mutant gene.
No. Nobody won. It was a tie. It's soccer.
Context: Asked whether the league's new labor deal was a defeat for the players' union. Source

US World Cup defender and analyst
We retrieved 3 posts and 301 comments from u/AlexiLalas, dated 2011 to 2019, most often in r/MLS.
I am Alexi Lalas. I am here. I possess thee mutant gene.
No. Nobody won. It was a tie. It's soccer.
Context: Asked whether the league's new labor deal was a defeat for the players' union. Source
On “I am Alexi Lalas. I am here. I possess thee mutant gene.”
Do you ever regret not plying your trade in Europe longer? You helped launch the MLS, but you could also have been the standard bearer for American footballers abroad.
Nope. One of proudest moments of my life was getting on the plane from Italy and flying back to US to start MLS in '96.
On “I am Alexi Lalas. I am here. I possess thee mutant gene.”
You, Strong, and Donovan in a round of golf. Who wins?
Landon...but he takes 5 holes off and returns refreshed.