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Matt Parker

Mathematician and comedian, Stand-up Maths

u/standupmaths ↗Personal account

We retrieved 21 posts and 516 comments from u/standupmaths, dated 2011 to 2026, most often in r/math, r/Cubers and r/IAmA.

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A redditor posted in r/badmathematics

Do you have any mathematical beliefs that border on being crank-y?

As people who spend time laughing at bad mathematics, we're obviously somewhat immune to some of the common crank subjects, but perhaps that's just because we haven't found our cause yet. Are there any things that you could see yourself in another life being a crank about or…

u/standupmaths replied

My crank belief would be that 2 and 3 are not prime. They’re too small to really have factors and so only meet the criteria for prime-ness by default. 5 is the smallest prime which is bigger than a composite…

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My crank belief would be that 2 and 3 are not prime. They’re too small to really have factors and so only meet the criteria for prime-ness by default. 5 is the smallest prime which is bigger than a composite number, so it has earned being prime.

This would solve all the prime proofs that need to exclude p=2 and/or p=3.

Crank version of me would reclassify 2 and 3 as being sub-prime numbers.

Normal redditorRegular redditors, mostlyr/badmathematics · 109 points as of Nov 2026Full thread ↗

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A redditor wrote in r/IAmA

On “It's me, Matt Parker, maths author, youtuber and creator of semi-adequate magic squares. A+M+A”

Any progress on the three-sided coin you and Dr. Hugh Hunt were working on?

u/standupmaths replied

The short answer is that I flipped a normal coin 10,000 times to see how many times it would land on its edge. I had a chance to do this a while back and so I spent three days on…

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The short answer is that I flipped a normal coin 10,000 times to see how many times it would land on its edge. I had a chance to do this a while back and so I spent three days on it; it also meant I could mention it in Humble Pi. I've just not had the time to sort through the results and get a video out. Blame my lack of time.

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A redditor wrote in r/IAmA

On “It's me, Matt Parker, maths author, youtuber and creator of semi-adequate magic squares. A+M+A”

Are there any common misconceptions that the general public typically has about a concept in math that you must get them to "unlearn?"

u/standupmaths replied

For the general public: that being bad at math is an immutable personal trait. I want people to realise that everyone finds math difficult to some extent and the people who are 'good to math' are just those who enjoy…

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For the general public: that being bad at math is an immutable personal trait. I want people to realise that everyone finds math difficult to some extent and the people who are 'good to math' are just those who enjoy the fact it is difficult (or put in the effort for some other reason).

For people who are slightly interested in math: misconceptions about what is 'allowed' and what happen when you break those rules.

For example (and I'm going to paraphrase a lot here with non-rigorous language): taking the square root of a negative number is 'not allowed' but if you pretend you can you get i and this leads the magical world of complex numbers. Which is all great because assuming i leads to loads of rich and consistent results.

But then I get loads of people emailing me because they have found the secret of dividing by zero, which is 'not allowed', and it is always some variation on assuming it is and giving the result a name. Which is fine. But it then does not lead to anything interesting or consistent.

Math is a game where you can make up any rules you want. But if they don't give interesting results then we discard that idea.

For professional mathematicians: that sometimes it is ok to paraphrase a lot with non-rigorous language.

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A redditor wrote in r/AskReddit

On “History nerds of Reddit, what's a historical fact/tidbit that will always get you to chuckle?”

Wasn't it Pepsi that offered a harrier jet as a prize. Then someone collected enough points to actualy get it. If so how's that for a plot twist. They should have used a Russian sub instead lol.

u/standupmaths replied

Yes indeed: they put a Harrier jet in the 1995 commercial for 7,000,000 Pepsi points as a zany joke… but extra points cost 10c each and the jet was worth over $20 million. Guy called John Leonard put $700,008.50 (inc…

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Yes indeed: they put a Harrier jet in the 1995 commercial for 7,000,000 Pepsi points as a zany joke… but extra points cost 10c each and the jet was worth over $20 million. Guy called John Leonard put $700,008.50 (inc postage and handling) in escrow and sent off his order.

In the resulting court case Pepsi had to prove it was a joke and not something a reasonable person would consider a serious offer. Pepsi did win “Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc.” and the ruling contains these gems:

  • The teenager’s comment that flying a Harrier Jet to school ‘sure beats the bus’ evinces an improbably insouciant attitude toward the relative difficulty and danger of piloting a fighter plane in a residential area, as opposed to taking public transportation.

  • No school would provide landing space for a student’s fighter jet, or condone the disruption the jet’s use would cause.

  • In light of the Harrier Jet’s well-​­documented function in attacking and destroying surface and air targets, armed reconnaissance and air interdiction, and offensive and defensive anti-​­aircraft warfare, depiction of such a jet as a way to get to school in the morning is clearly not serious.

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